I honestly couldn’t believe I saw this sign a few streets away from our house.
For grins, I took a drive by the house. As I suspected, the family was sitting out front, with their mullet haircuts and beer in hand, enjoying reruns of old Nascar races. The sale was a real crowd-pleaser, featuring many useless items in various degrees of delapitation.

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